What life advice did some one give you that stuck with you?

i have alot that my mom gave me but the one that stuck with me was ';poop feels better than sex so if you want to have sexx just go take a poop'; lol i just thought that was always funny to me and she was soo soo serious when she told me. i guess that was my sex talk cause i never had one with her.What life advice did some one give you that stuck with you?
';You are how you treat others.'; My grandma was right. I am reminded every time I start to act like an @ss...What life advice did some one give you that stuck with you?
1. Don't get pregnant or have sex unless you are married.


2. At a party, if you leave your drink, throw it away and don't drink it again.


3. If you want something real bad, you will find a way to make it work and get what you want.


4. Be polite.


5. Respect your elders.


6. Put the fork down.


Play your strengths.


Have a financial plan


have a backup plan


have a way to earn money
1. Everything happens for a reason


2. If you have to fight another woman for your boyfriend, then he isn't fully yours anyway.


3. The best revenge you can get on a woman who steals your boyfriend or husband is let her have him.
I have those with my dad and only a few stuck with me.


1. Always remember never forget


2. I See said the blind man to his deff daughter and dubm aon sa he picked up his hammer adn SAW.


3. take all you want bue eat all you take.





Stupid but to the point ang good for nothing but i live them
Mine was Its not your friends you have to worry about it's your family because your family can be your worst enemy cause they will suck the life outta you and you would never say no to a family member
be kind. Don't do to someone else what you wouldn't want to come bite you in the a**. Karma's a bi_ch.
that is seriously sad advice. no wonder you remember it...it's completely absurd!
Never leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you some day for the one they love
my dad said ';only you can determine what you will be';
dreams are limitless, you can do anything you set your mind to!
Its all good, just some better than others





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get out and live your life before its gone





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this guy told me that if you ever get depressed just think of life as one big that's what she said joke and it works
My mother told me ';when you're out at a party, sip your drinks; do not gulp them down like your father. You will last longer at the party that way.'; lol
My dad always told me never have the murder done at your house.





I never have and haven't been caught yet
';if you never give up on trying to be with the one you love, you'll never fail';
Be your own best friend