Sunday, December 27, 2009

If you were to write a letter to your unborn child with life advice/lessons... what would you say?

';You are better off in the womb ! ';If you were to write a letter to your unborn child with life advice/lessons... what would you say?
Rule number 1: No falling.


Rule # 2: Don't bang your head.


Rule # 3: Swallow things after they have been chewed.


Rule # 4: Read as many books as you can.


Rule # 5: Stay away from TV, as it is a source of lies, propaganda, rudeness and vulgarity (I'm thinking Jerry Springer here).


Rule # 6: Walk long distances under trees a lot.


Rule # 7: Don't believe everything your parents tell you. Or your teachers, for that matter.


Rule # 8: Break some of the rules once in a while.


Rule # 9: Travel to as many places as you can while keeping an open mind.


Rule # 10: Never vote Republican.If you were to write a letter to your unborn child with life advice/lessons... what would you say?
If any human group of humans puts themselves on the same par with God, and do not tolerate respectful questioning, nor dissent, run away!!!
Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things

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