Tuesday, December 22, 2009

What's the wisest piece of life advice that you could give ?

listen to your instinctsWhat's the wisest piece of life advice that you could give ?
follow ur heartWhat's the wisest piece of life advice that you could give ?
Don't crap your pants!
Learn by your mistakes.
live long and prosper
you can never go wrong with a random act of kindness.
beware of men with raincoats on sunny days.








-if it don't fit, you must acquit......(sorry, wrong forum)
NEVER tell a biker that you can eat anything. You may find your self eating a fecal matter sandwich.
treat others as you would be treated yourself. Rise above those who cannot follow this.
At the end of each day, ask yourself ';what did I learn?'; and find gladness for having learned such a valuable lesson.
Always put yourself in others' shoes. (empathy)
it's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice
never eat yellow snow
Keep things simple and don't over think. Greatness is hindered by indecision.
Look to yourself for approval (and always challenge yourself to to better) and forget other peoples opinions or what they might think of you. THIS is extremely difficult, but if you manage it, life will be so much easier.
Cherish every moment. Live is too short 4 u not too.
Keep all your eggs in one basket and then watch the basket!
Keep yourself busy.
if you dont like something you have three choices..





stay with it


change it


walk way from it








pretty much works for me - of course you have get so drunk you dont get care, but the next morning? see above
Don't trust anyone, and question everything. When you get bored, start talking about how you bang their relatives.
Success is the emulation of your heroes
fear God and keep His commandments
Never guess a woman's age





Never guess a woman's weight





Never look in a woman's purse





When going down on a girl, if it smells like flowers.... Get the hell out of there... She is hiding something!
Fill your heart with love and compassion. Treasure each moment. Don't think a lot of tomorrow or yesterday. One is yet to be and the other is gone forever.
Don't sweat the small stuff
if you dont ask you will never get to know
Always


Believe like a child


Play like a child


Stay like a child in your heart
Pick your fights, and then discard them by another 50%, and realize you don't always have to win.
look before you leap
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
everything is about BALANCE. if you have balance in your life you should be doing ok.

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