Saturday, December 19, 2009

Life advice?

What practical life advice can you give this 19 year old? It doesn't have to be grand and complex. Anything you've learned from life experience or observations is game. Thanks in advance!Life advice?
Jobs are a joke they don't pay nearly what you need to survive and all the good ones are taken. Live at your parents house as long as you can or go to school the rest of your life. Employment is just another form of slavery.





Sex=babies anyone that tells you it's purely for recreational purposes is stupid and chances are you don't want to share your genes with them. Only marry when you can put up with someone elses flaws and deal with your own because there is no such thing as a perfect person.





Smile when things get bad because they will and it makes things more bearable. Always keep a tent handy and know where your towel is. Have fun.Life advice?
yeah , i agreed , but , stills , not quites so. CONGRATULATIONS. Report Abuse

do what you think is right not what you think is cool
Race of head vs. breeding instinct. Provide nearly all for the development of the head.
Your mental faculties for reason and logic have not completely developed yet. You are still pruning the 3rd largest growth of new neurons of your life. It will take until around 21 or 22 years for you to anatomically finish this task. You should give yourself more time to think than you think you should.
Be very cautious what you believe from men.
yeah , sure , why not , that is : if you drives too fast , you may have a short life span , and , if you goes too slow , you may be left behind. MODERATION WITH A WAVES FORM WILL DO.
get a good education and start with a job shoveling sh!t and taking sh!t from others.





that way, you will know how it was to be at the bottom and know how to appreciate life when you reach the top.





dont listen to anyone but yourself. people will only try and discourage you no matter how caring and concerned they seem to be.





rename your 'dreams' to 'goals' and chase them to the ends of the earth.





when you think you are working hard...you're not. you are only working hard, really really hard if you dont have the strength, energy or time to think that you're working hard.





dont get any girls prgenant. if you do. kiss your life and the goals you have set a goodbye. if you need to 'f-u-c-k', wear a rubber...always. screw girls anonymously at frat parties and make sure that theyre really drunk so they wont know who you are...you do not need some chick wanting to start a relationship with just because you banged her brains out . also, make sure that you dont get accused or accused falsely for rape. that's a pain in the as$.





you dont need a girlfriend until youre 30. and dont spend money on any girls. they are ALL whores. trust me on this one.





let cheaters cheat. i have seen every one of them crash and burn. just be sincere, hard working and mind your own business. f-u-c-k what other people are thinking of you. do your job and do it right. you WILL get noticed by the boss!!!





all for now. heck, i didnt even charge you unlike the people i give this advice to.





now you see why i think everyone and i mean EVERYONE here on 'philosophy' are a bunch of dumbf-u-c-k-s? because they are!





addendum...





since you're a girl...don't f-u-c-k guys. they are only wanting to get in your pants. your life would be easier without them...esp if they knock you up or something. really, the problems i see more commonly is girls having friendship with girls. girls are lying, back stabbing evil gossip spreading beeyatches to one another. i hear wayyyy more complaints about women working with other women. in fact, there was a girl working in an auto parts store. one day, i asked her why she works here with a bunch of guys. she said she couldnt stand working with other women because they were insufferable. it was hell and then some. she was extremely happy working at the auto parts store.





does life sound tough? you bet it is. you can choose to be a parasite like vivanna and suck your parents dry and grow up disillusioned and useless when your looks and body fade then have no decent guy would want to marry you. girls like these 'waste' their youth on getting free dinners from guys and trying to get as much attention as possible (clothes, hair, make up, hollywood gossip etc etc etc and other brainless mindless cr@p that late teenage girls do). or you can make something out of yourself, be someone and have THE CHOICE if you want to be married or not. real men want to be with REAL women. men with huge insecurity problems want to be with empty headed bimbo's without a thought in their head. these types of guys tend to be verbally, psychologically and physically abusive...behind closed doors of course, since they are cowards in reality.





vivianna,





you are the perfect example of a leeching parasite common to kids nowadays. dont want to work, just learn useless sh!t that has no application in real life. 'philosophy', fine arts, performance arts...gets you my famous saying 'would you like fries with that?'





my kids would be out the door at 18 years old and 1 day. get out and make your own life. no free ride here. no better way to learn about life than to live it...not sucking your parents dry as you go shopping at banana republic and eat out with your friends while taking 2 1/2 course of liberal arts.





job/work/earning a living is a form of slavery? man, are you going to have a hard wake up call. better marry rich (aka an as$hole) because chances are VERY high that you will be going nowhere!!!
Be true to yourself.





Your the only person who knows what is best for you. At 19 youv'e learnd through example long enugh to make your own desisions and mistakes. Listen to others but be true to yourself.





And don't forget to brush and floss.
Best Life advice I can give so far at my age is, that the only thing in this life you have control over is your attitude.





There are a lot of hard things that happen in life. Some things we have no control over. Some things brought upon ourselves, But either way we can't change the past.

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